The next president of the United States:
We will have a half black, half mexican jewish lesbian as president. Her name will be Shaniqua Manuel Goldstein. She will wear tight wranger jeans, have a mullet, and lots of dangly kitty earrings. The presedential limousine will be replaced by the presedential pickup truck. She will also have a cute (not-so-petite) blonde, girly girlfriend named Hillary.